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"Guy- What's your sign? Me- Stop"
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"[NSFW] A baby was born with no eye lids. . So they used the skin from his circumcision to make them. They said he'll be alright, just a little cockeyed."
"How many dragon ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, but it takes 6 episodes."
"I masturbated so good last night That i woke up to find my dick making breakfast"
"A man drowned in his cereal... ...he was pulled in by a strong currant!"
"Exclamation points are cocaine for sentences!"
"The grammar teacher said ""In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative."" A student replied... ""Yeah, right!"""
"It was a shame King Henry VIII had a lisp, it made it quite difficult for him to order his wives coffee. ""I'll have them decapitated"""
"I've decided to leave my past behind So if I owe you money, I'm sorry but I've moved on."
"Meanwhile, at School: Teacher- ""How much is a gram?"" Laure- ""Depends on what you want"" Teacher- ""Out, just get out"" #YouOwnedHimDude"