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"PHP Dating Advice I had a date() with PHP and I had to mktime() for it."
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"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists cant change anything."
"It might be time to diet when you ask Siri to call your "" boyfriend"" and she dial's up Domino's pizza"
"To the woman that told her husband to ""bite my ballsack"" at the store today,I golf clapped because you won life."
"Ghana has eliminated the U.S. from last two World Cups... They're probably Ghana do it again."
"What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !"
"A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender looks up and says... ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Reminder to all Americans: Remember to set your clock back by 75 years today."
"Shout out to bicyclists that yell ""on your left"" as they pass me so I know which arm to clothesline them with."
"Two necrophiliacs are walking down the street when they pass a morgue. The first necrophiliac says to the second ""Want to stop in for a couple of cold ones?"""