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Joke of the Day
"What does ISIS and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their way."
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"Why should you never invite a boxer to a party? He always throws the punch."
"I'm gonna nail horseshoes on my nikes and gallop behind joggers"
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"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit rollup"
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"Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella? In case of reindeer. And because I caribou."
"If she says, ""I'm OK,"" you're fine. If she says, ""I'm Fine,"" You're not OK."
"Him: you're so beautiful. The moment you smiled at me,u had me Me: that's really sweet Me in my head: I have a piece of my poo in my purse"