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Joke of the Day
"What does ISIS and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their way."
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"You can get a tiny tablecloth for a DOLLHOUSE from Pottery Barn for $18.99, or I could just come over and punch you in the face for free?"
"Did you know that NASA sent a bunch of cows into orbit? It was the herd shot round the world."
"What is green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers"
"What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons? Kong-fu"
"What does a blonde playing the drums sound like? Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick..."
"Is ""blowjob"" one word or two words? God I hate writing thank you cards."
"Does anyone know what happened to Operation Baby? Last i heard, they had to abort."
"Amish Hooker What's an Amish Hooker do? Ten Mennonite! (Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.) edit: I accidentally a "")"", but I'm getting a kick out of the weird comments. :-)"
"What browser do you use to watch porn? Bill Gates: ""Internet Explorer"" Sundar Pichai: ""Google Chrome"" Tim Cook: ""Safari"" Jared Fogle: ""Tor"""