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Joke of the Day
"I really want to tell you guys my 9/11 joke .. but it's just two plane"
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"A good friend bails you out of jail, a best friend is sitting in the cell right next to you, a worst friend framed both of you for murder."
"At the end of camp Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed. 'How did your trunk get so neat?' she asked her messy daughter. 'It was easy' said Julie. 'I just never unpacked!'"
"Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people."
"McDonald's new Obama Value Meal is for freaks!!!"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop, duh."
"What are cats favorite Internet Service provider? Comcat."
"[Puzzle Group Therapy] Crossword: Just once, someone use a pen! Sudoku: Nobody likes math. Jigsaw: ..Then they glued me together! *sobs*"
"""I enjoy working with a hammer, but I don't want a blue collar job."" - Everyone who eventually becomes a judge."
"What do waiters want most after dinner? The tip!"