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Joke of the Day
"McDonald's new Obama Value Meal is for freaks!!!"
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"Damn boy, are you wearing an anti-gravity suit? 'Cause I'm not the least bit attracted to you."
"Patient: Doctor, doctor I don't know what's wrong with me. Sometimes I think I am a wigwam and sometimes I think I'm a teepee. Doctor: Relax Mr. Robinson, you're two tents."
"I made a barista at Starbucks cry when I put my name down as ""Dad"" and he just stood there calling it over and over"