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Joke of the Day
"What are cats favorite Internet Service provider? Comcat."
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"Did you hear about that car company having to shut down? It was a saab story."
"I started a food-themed 80's cover band called Durian Durian... ...but we broke up after everybody told us how much we stank."
"Did you hear about the guy who fell into a truck full of French bread? He's in a lot of pain now."
"If vegetarians eat vegetables What do humanitarians eat"
"I have a bumper sticker that says ""Honk if you think I'm sexy"" I then wait at green lights 'til I feel better about myself."
"Next time you think you're weird think about how Walt Disney had a fetish for ducks and mice in high heels and shitload of mascara."
"Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow Mines made of mammary foam"
"[australia's first national meeting] Do we want to make our own language? That's too hard, let's keep this one but say everything weird"
"Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going"