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Joke of the Day
"What do waiters want most after dinner? The tip!"
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"No ""It's not complicated"". One of you is just a dumbass."
"Apple is trying to market its new iPod to the lower demographic with a newly named device ... ... however they decided ""iTouch Kids"" was not a good name."
"Damn girl, are you my date for today? Because you are 10/10"
"What's a ginger's favorite drink? Ginger ale!"
"It's so freeing to be single again because now I can finally catch up on all the things I've been meaning to do like being really lonely."
"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. Credit to my gymnastics coach"
"What You're Saying with Your Drink Choice Lol"
"If ""God is in the details"" ... Then consider the little, sweaty red knots of skin on my ball sack to be godly."
"Windows 9 Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9."