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Joke of the Day

"A good friend bails you out of jail, a best friend is sitting in the cell right next to you, a worst friend framed both of you for murder."

"Have you ever seen those ""Give a penny, take a penny"" things at convenience stores??? that makes no cents"

"Have you heard Neil Diamonds new Christmas song? I can't recall the lyrics but I remember it had a sweet carol line"

"Are hamburgers male? Yes because they're boygers not girlgers!"

"The first couple months of the year go by quickly. February just Marches on."

"WHY couldnet anyone win at the Bangkok Olympics Because its always a THAI game."

"To the 11 year old girl on FB with the relationship status ""it's complicated"" How can it be complicated? Did he take your animal crackers?"

"My car is nicer then my girlfriend... It's a real fairlady."

"How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you ""Let's just be friends."""

"I didn't get the joke about the hot air balloon. I think it was over my head."