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Joke of the Day

"Clue in Michigan is cheaper, because it only has three pieces Governor Snyder, Flint, and the Lead Pipe"

"Why are manhole covers circular? Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte."

"*Queen bee in hive* ""You, go pollinate flowers"" ""You, go make some honey"" ""You, go buzz around some humans and ruin their picnic lol"""

"I wish I would be poor for a day Instead of every day of the year"

"As an Alzheimer's patient, this is my favorite joke on reddit"

"Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn? A corn has ears."

"Wake and bake and bake and bake and bake and bake - really busy pothead chefs daily itinerary"

"""Internet pretty"" angled profile photos that disguise the ugly truth."

"If a man speaks his mind in a forest. And no woman hears him, is he still wrong?"

"What did God say when he made black people? ""Ah, shit. A burnt batch."""