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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about a blowjob from an anorexic girl? They never swallow."
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"What's the difference between a calendar and me? The calendar has dates."
"Feeling extremely smug after being the best at pulling over to let an ambulance pass"
"Bom Dia means good morning in Portuguese Apparently it also means bomb him in Indonesian"
"Spider Can, Spider Can, bunch of spiders in a can. Shake it up, spiders mad, open it, they bite your hand. Look out! I have a spider can"
"Put your family down and pay attention to your phone."
"Why did the U.S. invade Panama? Just Cause"
"Whats the difference What is the difference between a redneck divorce, and a tornado. Not a damn thing either way someone is losing a trailer."
"An app that detects itself running on other people's phones, then both devices play Random Encounter music. What happens next is up to you."
"There's no crying in baseball! But there is in cryball and you're gonna make it big, kid! Are you smiling? There's no smiling in cryball!"