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Joke of the Day

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."

"I hear something. Do you hear that? HERE COMES THAT BOI OH SHIT WADDUP!"

"How to make the World Cup more exciting: Refs are on stilts The ball screams when kicked Kissing is legal 1 player gets to use a car Snakes"

"Why nuns don't wear bras? God supports everything."

"What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker? Your job still sucks"

"Whats a bros favorite mexican food. Carne asuhdude"

"When is a man up and coming ? when he`s f*cking in an elevator. (ED.S)"

"What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common? ""See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"""

"The Simpsons will never run out of money. Homer's always bringing home the D'oh!"

"The Flat Earth Community has supporters all around the globe."