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Joke of the Day
"The Flat Earth Community has supporters all around the globe."
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"I party like a Rockstar. A very poor Rockstar who isn't in a band anymore and starts yawning by 9pm and just wants to be home drinking tea."
"Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced ""Louis-ville"" or ""Louie-Ville?"" Its pronounced ""Frank-fort."""
"A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, ""Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."""
"A woman at work got really angry with me when I... Politely held the door open for her. She must've been a feminist cos she got real mad and shouted at me ""Do you mind I'm trying to take a shit! """
"Life is a comedy for those who think, but a tragedy for those who feel."
"Where do rednecks eat in the city? Hick-fil-a"
"I just sprayed hair glitter onto a fly instead of insect spray. Not dead... but pretty fly."
"I wonder why so many of us don't read our own emails and texts closely... ...until AFTER we have hat the 'send' button."
"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday It was mighty kind of them, but they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""