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Joke of the Day
"Whats a bros favorite mexican food. Carne asuhdude"
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"Nothing terrifies me more than hearing, ""Mommy close your eyes I have a present."""
"3 guys walked into a bar to watch football... none of them knew what was going on."
"Helium walks into a bar... and the barman says 'sorry we don't serve noble gasses in here'. However Helium doesn't react."
"This lady stalks me everyday from work to my home, and i'm beginning to like her People say its just stalk-home syndrome"
"What do you call the first Afghan off the boat? Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)"
"My wife is from England so I gave her a good Rogering for Valentine's Day. He just left and she seemed to enjoy it, so... score?"
"What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hairline."
"I was walking in the woods the other day... ... when I ran into a bear and I accidentally played Dad instead of Dead. Now it can ride its bike with not training wheels"
"What is a Coronation Street resident's least favourite football team? Tramnear Rovers"