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Joke of the Day
"How about a game where Mario gets a job and gets his coins like the rest of us."
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"To the co-worker who had a 17 min conversation with me and didn't tell me I had a smudge on my forehead. It's on!!"
"Black Friday is when Kim Kardashian shops for a new husband."
"It is unfair that girls mature faster than boys. Girls get their boobs at 13, and men get their boobs when they're in their 40's"
"People who walk in front of the theater screen while you're watching a pirated movie on your computer are so rude."
"When Jesus makes tea. Hebrews."
"There was once a psych researcher with a rare genetic defect that gave her four buttocks. She was fired for being bi-assed."
"Thank you, Mario, for rescuing our daughter... So, what now? Like, do we just pay you standard plumber rates? We didn't ask you to do this."
"""If you break up with me, I will beach myself."" -dramatic whale"
"LPT: If at first you don't succeed Repost in another sub"