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Joke of the Day

"I like my women the way i like my luxury cars Blacked out"

"Why should you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything."

"Members of my family suffer from a medical condition called ""death,"" but it only strikes late in life."

"What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion? the republican presidential candidates."

"Jenner is a hero, and quite frankly saved some lives Had I not replaced the Jenner in my truck last week I wouldnt have been able to shift into neutral when my accelerator stuck today."

"If I ever met the man who came up with the idea of lobotomies, I'd give him a piece of my mind."

"Paris is suing Fox News for repeatedly insulting it. Also suing them for the same reason: your intelligence."

"I took my kids to the aquarium. ""If you get really close to the glass maybe the whale will talk to you!"" I suggested to my son. ""Grow up,"" said the woman behind the ticket booth."

"I like my women the way I like my coffee Light and sweet, but with lots of fucked up behind the scenes things that had to happen in order to produce them."

"A parabola walked into a bar... It walked out again"