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Joke of the Day
"What is punctuation's favorite curry? L&a"
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"I knocked on my neighbour's door. I said, ""Can you keep it down a bit please?"" ""Why?"" he asked. I said, ""I just feel a bit uncomfortable talking to you when you are erect."""
"We are the people our parents warned us about."
"911: What is your emergency. M: I need to report a home invasion. This woman looks like my mother in law but she's smiling. Please hurry."
"I suspect Elmer Fudd is an r/jokes mod, and I have evidence [wemoved]"
"Illiterates won't understand this joke."
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"When I was a kid we were so poor... I had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat."