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Joke of the Day
"What is punctuation's favorite curry? L&a"
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"A black man walks into the doctors with a fancy parrot in his shoulder The doctor says ""what a magnificent creature, where did you get that?"" The parrot replies ""Africa there's millions of them"""
"Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Daisies are grey, Because I'm a dog."
"There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers."
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"Hate is a strong word... I prefer the term ""want to stab them thirty-seven times in the chest."""
"I bet Thor would lose his shit if he knew how many hammers are at Home Depot."
"How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks? Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans."
"Sochi is doing that thing where they manically try to clean the house 10 minutes before company arrives. But the house is Russia."
"Put the punchline in the title How do you ruin a perfectly good joke?"