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Joke of the Day
"So I says to him I says, Rectum!? Damn near killed him!"
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"Did I ever tell you about the industrial prostitute? She had a vagina surgically implanted on her hip. So she can make money on the side."
"Our forefathers fought against British rule so anyone can become president. For the first time in 240 years, we're regretting that decision."
"What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies? Almond Joy."
"Well there's definitely one word I can't use to describe Tom Brady's ego... Inflated."
"Her: *flipping pages* Ya know, everything doesn't have to be about you Me: but that's my autobiography"
"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: Illegal Downloading"
"Oedipus Complex Like father, like son!"
"Why did Jesus cross the road? To get away from Donald Trump"
"What's up? Up is the Y-axis relative vertical direction opposed to down."