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Joke of the Day

"There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers."

"My ex girlfriend was obsessed with my balls... I had to weiner off it."

"What is the hardest part in coming out of the closet? Telling your parents you are gay."

"What's it called when two female scientists have sex for the first time? A double slit experiment"

"I used to work in an eastern european fraud office. I had to check czech cheques."

"I don't do cocaine... I just like the smell."

"What the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still, no eye deer."

"Mommy! The boys at school pay me to climb trees! ""Honey, they only want you to do that so they can see your panties!"" Yeah, I know, that's why I take them off."

"Say, Ernie, want some Ice Cream? Sherbert"