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Joke of the Day
"There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers."
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"Melon love Two melons in a romantic relationship were discussing their feelings for each other. ""Honeydew you love me?"" asked the first. ""Yes,"" replied the second, ""but we cantaloupe."""
"I was asked if I preferred legs or breasts... I said a shaved vagina is better, But apparently that wasn't really appropriate in KFC."
"I can explain the casting for Thor. Norse mythology describes him as a ""hauntingly beautiful blonde lady"""
"Do you know what is laziness? Laziness is the art of taking rest before getting tired. lol"
"The awkward moment you're watching porn and your girlfriend walks in. I wish she'd told me she worked in the industry."
"How does a bassist's brain cell die? Alone."
"Just back from my first rap battle. Complete disaster. I thought it was a nap battle and when the other guy saw my pajamas I was doomed."
"I made my girlfriend dinner to cheer her up after her abortion The selfish cow didn't even touch her king prawn in red wine sauce"
"Who's this Rorschach dude? And why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?"