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Joke of the Day

"""What should we call ourselves?"" How about 22 pilots? ""Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots"" 21 pilots? ""Omg"""

"A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water."

"What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink? ""Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"""

"If you love someone, set them fee. If they don't come back, call them up later when you're drunk."

"Who's the world most famous blacksmith? Will Smith"

"What did Dr.Dre say to Lil Wayne? Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in Eminem's basement!"

"Did you hear about the cannibal that only ate beans? Human Beans."

"Facebook is where you'll find people sharing screenshots of sarcastic tweets and commenting ""stupid""."

"Bacon is like a woman it looks good it smells good it tastes good and it slowly kills men"

"Pearl Harbour 9/11'd Josh Hartnett's career. Three disasters in seven words that make a fully coherent sentence. Can anyone do better?"