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Joke of the Day
"What is an injured persons favorite movie? Cast Away"
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"My wife laughed at me because I struggled to get a proper full on erection, I told her ""Its a lot harder than it looks"""
"I was feeling depressed, so I drank some brandy and went to the gym That really lifted my spirits"
"When I told my boyfriend love has to come from both ways... ...he suggested a threesome"
"*Holds centipede up to your cheek as you're sleeping and whispers* Hey baby, the restraining order said a hundred feet..."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with the Godfather? A: An offer you can't understand."
"Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one."
"What is the appropriate response to a great performance at the Special Olympics? A handiclap"
"You know your old when you come close to shaving your nipple off while trying to shave your legs!"
"*lights a scented candle in my house *gets texted 500 miles away from my mother Please watch those candles"