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Joke of the Day
"Who's the world most famous blacksmith? Will Smith"
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"Did you ""ask"" me or ""axe"" me? Because seriously...... one is murder."
"Assorted s a/e x jokes Remember to always practice safe sax We don't suck we blow wet the butt, wiggle, and blow"
"I don't know why they don't let priests marry and have kids seems like a great way to guarantee they don't have sex."
"Growing up, I had lots of nicknames but my best would always be 'Officer! That's him over there'... It gave me my sprinter's physique."
"A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck."
"I guess we're all just lucky that Dennis the Menace's first name wasn't Carsonist."
"I call in sick on full moons just to make them wonder."
"Do you know what's really tiring../? ... being awake."
"Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think."