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Joke of the Day

"What did Dr.Dre say to Lil Wayne? Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in Eminem's basement!"

"what are some of your favorite play-on-name jokes? i don't really have any favorites, just looking to hear some... like what do you call a guy with a shovel? doug."

"Goodnight Moon, you albino m&m looking space-pebble garbage piece of shit"

"If you have ever used one of those Hand Dryers in a bathroom, congratulations...you just did a portion of the Macarena....."

"What is the size of women in Italy? Itali-cized."

"I installed a mirror in front of my toilet so that when I run out of things to read I will have someone to talk to."

"This summer, a rom-com dares to ask the question, ""Can a 9 date an 8?"""

"How do you keep the entire front page of Reddit in suspense?"

"What do you call an angry Russian? Pissdov"

"What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common? They both like a tight seal."