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Joke of the Day
"If you love someone, set them fee. If they don't come back, call them up later when you're drunk."
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"I before e except after c Weird science"
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"What do you call a tissue that is sleeping? A napkin"
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"Why were there only 3 thousand Mexicans at the Alamo They could only find three minivans"
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