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Joke of the Day

"Lil wayne becomes a comedian... Lol wayne"

"Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May? The Lay-Boar Party."

"What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky... Both of their pants are half off"

"I posted a selfie and someone commented ""Oh my! That was brave.""."

"Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere? He drove a Ford."

"A lady goes to the emergency room with a vibrator stuck in her cooter. The doctor says, ""That's going to be hard to remove."" She says, ""I don't want it removed. Just change the batteries for me."""

"There is nothing funny about PMS **.**"

"If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it and shove it up your ass."

"WIFE: *yells into basement* Our savings account is entirely empty. Do you know what happened? ME: *assembling robot monkey butler* No idea"

"i pinched out a bowel movement while reaching for a stool."