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Joke of the Day
"What's Mr T's favourite dessert? Petit Filous (Credit goes to my ex wife for this one)."
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"How do you get to the front page of reddit ? Lack of originality"
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender says ""why the long face?"""
"I wish cats came with a counter that told you what life they were on. Number 8 kitty? Maybe you need to work on that attitude."
"Why did the mechanic go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!"
"Two cows are grazing in a field. One cow says ""Hey, did you hear about the Mad Cow Disease? It's spreading pretty fast."" The other cow says ""Yeah. Good thing I'm a helicopter."""
"woodpecker What did the woodpecker say to the doughnut? You got the sweetest hole I ever stuck my pecker in."
"A math joke What do you call a bag that never approaches anything? *an asymp-tote*"
"Tonight, I watched someone ruin over 20 years of sobriety. It was a shitshow. But, in her defense, you only turn 21 once."
"Sometimes, to impress girls, I use big words that I don't fully understand... ...in an effort to sound more photosynthesis."