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Joke of the Day
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender says ""why the long face?"""
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"[first time ever watching a movie] How do these people keep moving from one location to another so fast"
"I just drank another bottle of brake fluid. My friends think I'm addicted, but I can stop when I want to."
"Dragon. Knock Knock? Who's there? Dragon. Dragon who? I was dragon my balls across your mom's face last night."
"Did you hear the guy who invented predictive text has died? His funfair will be held on a sundial. Funfair* Funfair* For ducks sake..."
"What do you call a gay T-Rex? A Dino-sore-ass."
"I asked the Riddler if I could be the host of his next party. He said, ""Be my guest."""
"Why do fish live in salt water? Because *pepper* makes them sneeze!"
"My dad annoyed my mom calling her ""Mother of 7"" until the day she called him ""Father of 4""."
"Knock Knock... 1.Knock knock. Whos there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there? Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!"