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Joke of the Day

"How do you get to the front page of reddit ? Lack of originality"

"The awkward moment when Lady Gaga has no idea what to wear for halloween."

"Pizza will never hurt your feelings."

"The United States and Britain are having a competition on who can fuck themselves up the most. Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump card."

"All I'm saying is there's no coincidence that Superheroes come in all forms and so does cheese."

"Alarm clocks should come with sounds like ""doll feet running into the closet"" Because I AM NOT HITTING SNOOZE WHEN I HEAR THAT SHIT"

"I married a Chinese millionaire..... ....Ka Ching."

"Why do gay guys like rotisserie chicken? They like the way the meat spins"

"I love when people spend 7 minutes trying to back into a parking space just so they can leave ""quicker"""

"Scientists Have Captured the Sound One Atom Makes and what did the atom say? ""Does it really matter we make up everything."""