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Joke of the Day
"Was at a pretty emotional wedding last week... ... Even the cake was in tiers!"
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"What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom? Rover Flows Out Of You."
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"If I say I'm going to meet my maker, it's just me having lunch with my parents."
"Many people think that Canada's new Prime Minister is hot. It's true, though."
"Underwear isn't protecting you from your pants. It's protecting your pants from YOU! Another conspiracy uncovered."
"The Beach Boys walk into a bar... ""Round?"" ""Round?"" ""Get a round"" ""I get a round?"" ""Get a round...."""
"Just changed my Facebook name to No one' So when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say No one likes this'."
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