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Joke of the Day

"If I say I'm going to meet my maker, it's just me having lunch with my parents."

"I am giving up eating red meats. I'm going cold turkey."

"Dinosaurs probably spelled Tuesday, 'Ptuesday'"

"I don't believe Africans poach rhinos. They don't have enough water to fill a pan that size."

"Post this on your Facebook then count your programmer friends. My phone is broken, please send me message on my Facebook or my Gmail."

"I ate way too many freedom fries yesterday. I had to liberate the toilet for hours."

"So I had a threesome last night... There were a couple of no-shows but I still had fun"

"if you love dictionaries so much why dont you Merriam"

"I opened a window to let a fly out... and three more flew in, along with five mosquitoes, three ladybugs, a bird, and a Jehovah's Witness."

"Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee? Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)"