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Joke of the Day

"If I say I'm going to meet my maker, it's just me having lunch with my parents."

"So a woman is driving down the road..... ....... Forgot women can't drive."

"Why did the cod sue the fish and chip shop? Assault and battery. Sorry again. I'm bored in work."

"Q: How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb? A: We'll never know, Tesla was murdered."

"Why is Jesus so bad at hockey? Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards."

"""Pika pika pika!"" [translated] ""I'm sorry, children. Your father was stolen by a Pokemon trainer who has to beat a child named Gary."""

"Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm riding a Big Wheel on the freeway? Officer: A STOLEN BIG WHEEL"

"What kind of bees give milk? Boobies."

"ME: You bring that cash you owe me? ELEPHANT: Oh, sorry man, I forgot. ME: No you didn't."

"I hate bipolar jokes... They're hilarious."