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Joke of the Day

"The Beach Boys walk into a bar... ""Round?"" ""Round?"" ""Get a round"" ""I get a round?"" ""Get a round...."""

"I was at work trying to come up with a joke about drills bits... ...but they were all too boring."

"What did the head say to the butt? Better to be ahead than behind."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat the more you want !"

"How much space does fungi need to grow? As Mushroom as possible."

"A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" & the horse says, ""why the English Lit degree?"""

"are those elderberries? [camera pans over to reveal a bunch of berries struggling to use the internet]"

"What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore? Gym.Tan.Laundry."

"What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet? A thousand dogs."

"I don't understand men who can pull off facial hair why don't they just use a razor?"