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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lonely orator? A master debater."
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"[Being murdered while eating a salad] Please sir will you stab the spinach out of my teeth don't let them find me like this"
"Britain will be just fine... you always lose a few Pounds after a breakup."
"ME: I lied in my interview. BOSS: what was the lie? ME: all lies. except about my aunt. BOSS: she wants to party with me? ME: big time."
"What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld? Oddfeld..."
"Horse trots up and says to mirror: ""why the long face?"" Mirror says ""It's okay, I'm just a bit reflective today."" I'll be here all week folks."
"Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!"
"The human liver can withstand up to 97% damage and make a full recovery. Yet not one doctor will accept this as an argument for alcoholism."
"What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...? I heard that he was fully re-covered."
"What would you call Geralt of rivia if he had a sex change? The switcher"