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Joke of the Day
"What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld"
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"I finally figured out why i look so bad in pictures It's my face"
"I've finally finished my fresh herb cookbook It's about thyme"
"Sometimes therapy is as simple as nodding to the dude next to you stuck in traffic. I feel you brother."
"I like to push the envelope because it's probably a bill, and eventually it'll fall off the table."
"Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? I cant jelly my dick in your mouth"
"What do you say to a thin American? How's the chemotherapy going?"
"What did god say when he created the first black man? fuck you"
"Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses? Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me."
"What's the national bird of Iraq? The drone."