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Joke of the Day
"What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld"
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"""I'm sooo wasted,"" said My Opportunities."
"Did you hear about the recent kidnapping? It's okay, she woke up."
"Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business."
"How are a homosexual and a tumbleweed alike? They keep blowing and blowing until they end up on a fence in Wyoming."
"Being a single man has to be depressing when you think that even a guy like Hitler had a girlfriend."
"No one has ever said, ""You know what would make this even better? Turkey bacon."""
"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms."
"My friend got a spider in his eye... Now he has a website."
"What's high in the middle and round on both ends? Ohio."