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Joke of the Day

"It's pretty sad that even in 2013 chameleons care so much about skin color."

"What's the difference between a thief who steals timepieces and a man at a strip club? One snatches watches and the other watches snatches."

"Retired colonel talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No but I've been fishing in shorts."

"Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces.. For example, I'm going to the liquor store and I'm scared that it's closed."

"Hey single ladies, you want a boyfriend? Easy! Learn to shut the fuck up and dramatically lower your standards!"

"An interesting title Did you hear about the adulterous Amish woman? She was banging to Mennonite."

"What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth."

"What's harder than beating Alabama twice? Beating LSU once, Geaux Tigers!!!"

"Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions."

"Someone asked me if I'd ever taken ecstasy I said, ""No, but I've given it a few times."""