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Joke of the Day
"A man was found with his dick in a peanut butter jar... He was fucking nuts."
Next Joke
"One potato asks another: -""Are you sure we are related?"" -""Yes I yam!"""
"In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep."
"If The Beatles were from Hawaii... What would they have called their song, ""Hello Goodbye?"""
"Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? LOL"
"Engineer's Joke I have a girlfriend!"
"If cupids didnt have wings, theyd just be fat little baby assassins with crossbows."
"Two Irish men walk into a bar.... What else is new?"
"Why do rednecks like Halloween? Because they can Pump-Kin"
"This girl on Facebook is dying her hair blonde tonight. Omg she's nervous, you guys."