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Joke of the Day

"What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing? A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P"

"TIL Thesaurus is not a dinosaur"

"I regret buying that straight jacket. Thought it would look good on me but I just can't pull it off."

"I adopted a rescue dog early this morning... But she hasn't saved anyone all day and she's peed in the house twice. This is bullshit."

"Do women know that it's perfectly legal to apply makeup at home before they get in their car?"

"This lady at the Edible Arrangement store acts like no one's ever asked for a corn dog bouquet before."

"I think it's important to remember that woman aren't sex objects; women are sex people."

"What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock."

"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One gives you a weak hole and the other makes your whole week."

"Batman: Introducing, the Robinmobile. Robin: I'm so excited! *curtain opens* Robin: Bruce, that's a car bed... Batman: You're welcome."