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Joke of the Day

"What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing? A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P"

"17: If I was gay would you still love me? Me: Of course. 17: If I committed crimes? Me: Yes. 17: If I voted for Trump- Me: Dead to me."

"Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance Saturday, Sunday"

"[me buying drugs for the first time] wow that's a very puffy jacket u have on"

"I lost my virginity yesterday. My dad incests he did nothing"

"I need an ex-boyfriend so I have something to do on Facebook at 3 in the morning."

"if eren jaeger is a teenager and he's also a titan wouldn't that make him a.... *teen titan* http://imgur.com/R6lGaGL"

"What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman You can unscrew a lightbulb"

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was ""GWWAAAANNNEEEHHHAARRRR"""

"Twelve years ago today, my brother gave me one of his kidneys. I still can't believe that he did it. I wasn't even sick."