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Joke of the Day

"if eren jaeger is a teenager and he's also a titan wouldn't that make him a.... *teen titan* http://imgur.com/R6lGaGL"

"[Clinic waiting room] Me: WHEN DO WE DO BUTT STUFF??! Nurse: Sir don't shout that! Me: [whispering to old lady next to me] butt stuff. when?"

"What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge? Elvis Parsley"

"If you have one cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in your other hand, what would you have? A bloody big cricket."

"Why did the rich man go crazy? He had one-million dollars, but no cents."

"Empires were run by emperors... Kingdoms were run by kings, Now we have countries."

"Please Turn Off The Computer Dad's writes on son's facebook wall: Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner."

"Did you hear about the blind prostitute? you've gotta hand it to her..."

"What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building? 20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*"

"My life That's the joke."