91171
Joke of the Day
"Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance Saturday, Sunday"
Next Joke
"How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out? 9 months"
"Whats the difference between a pick pocket and a pedophile? The pickpocket snatches watches. * * * * * The pedophile watches snatches"
"A doctor enters a patients room and pulls out an anal thermometer from his pocket and says Damn. Some asshole has my pen."
"What is Donald Trump telling Independents? Orange is the new black."
"The Whip was especially popular In the 1800's"
"April Fools Day The one day out of the year where all of reddit becomes /r/nottheonion"
"If we all just agree that we're fine, we'll never again have to ask each other how we are."
"Jeff is here! ""Jeff from work or Jeff the guy who announces his arrival anytime he enters a room"" Jeff is here!"
"Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds."