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Joke of the Day
"There are 30 cows. 28 chickens. How many didn't? 10"
Next Joke
"The year is 2200. All fossil fuels are depleted. Our only source for coal is Santa Claus. Everyone must be naughty for the sake of mankind."
"My dog chewed up my laptop... I guess he wanted a byte to eat! ^imagine ^this ^in ^zoidberg's ^voice"
"I didn't sleep at all last night I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went... and then it dawned on me."
"What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn? Goddamn right."
"What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life? ""May my thoughts be with them""."
"How to kill your wife without consequences. Hah. Made you look."
"Lucky I didn't get caught... I was nailing this chick in the park the other weekend. And I was so lucky not to get caught. Supposedly crucifixions are illegal these days"
"What is Ke$ha's computer password? Pa$$word"
"4 worst drivers Women Asians Old people And the combination of the 3"