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Joke of the Day

"There are 30 cows. 28 chickens. How many didn't? 10"

"I have been struggling with depression and thoughts of suicide but my friends have been very supportive... they insist that I go through with it."

"How did Obama celebrate his reelection? He hosted a Democratic Party."

"Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one? A retail store."

"How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter."

"I'm not gonna partake in this ""I hate Monday morning"" thing because I hate all work days equally."

"Where do pirates go in the summer? In ARRgentina."

"What does a radical sheep say? Allahu Ak-Baa!"

"Dirtiest joke ever told A pig rolled in the mud"

"A man walks into a music store and asks the assistant ""I have really enjoyed Beethoven's Concerto. Have you got some of his earlier work, concertA to concertN?"""