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Joke of the Day

"What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!"

"Why is a gay God purty cool? Because he makes two Adams smash together"

"Dad joke #31939: A guy walks into a bar. Ouch."

"I met an Indian girl who doesn't date Indian guys... When I asked her why, she said ""uhhh no real reason"". I'm thinking, ""no reason, huh?"" So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason."

"Want to hear something funny? Women's Rights."

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"

"I haven't lost my virginity yet Because I never lose"

"Before murdering someone ask yourself: Am I justified? Will I find forgiveness? Did I pay for the shovel in cash?"

"Have You Heard The One About The Sheep? It's baaad..."

"Someone just honked to get me to get out of my parking spot faster so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead"