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Joke of the Day

"What do you call masturbating on a plane? Hijacking."

"78% of black people like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet."

"Roses are red, violets are blue... I've got no girlfriend, so porn hub will do."

"Trump Jesus asked the Devil if he'd made a deal with Donald Trump. The Devil said they'd negotiated for a while but eventually he gave up and just let Trump buy him out."

"What's another name for a dictator? Penis potato"

"What do you call a drug-addicted vampire? Crackula"

"I taped a slice of bread on the ceiling. And that's how you start a rave party in Ethiopia."

"Me: Most of all, remember to be kind to yourself. You deserve it. Neighbor: If you don't stay out of my heating duct I'm calling the cops."

"""That'll be $15.99 please"" ""Do you take giant revolving badgers?"" *cashier grabs me by the throat* ""We ONLY take giant revolving badgers"""

"I'm a great fan of Thomas Edison, Because of his quote that...!! . Tomorrow is my exam but I don't care Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future...!!!"