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Joke of the Day
"What is colder than the dwarf planet Pluto? Legal judgements against fathers"
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"Roleplaying My friends always gives me so much shit when i go LARPING, but when the guys in the movies goes out and chops goblins to pieces, and when I do it, i get arrested for child mutilation"
"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just 1 but it will take 3 episodes."
"[on a business trip to South Carolina] Nice to meet you. I'm from Philadelphia. ""Welcome to the United States."""
"Coworker: Do you ever think about work at home? Me: I don't even think about work at work."
"What did the penis say to the testicles? There's a vas deferens between us"
"""I'm gonna die. What is happening. Whaaa-ooahh actually that's not bad"" - first guy to poop"
"You've heard of alphabet soup now get ready for Times new ramen"
"Well doctor, my problem is basically this: when it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen."
"Me:Did you have a ruff day? Dog: Me:What? That was funny! Dog: Me:Do you not like puns? Dog: Me:I think I'm high. Dog:Did you smoke my weed?"