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Joke of the Day

"Added my sticker to the family on the back of your van I am in your family now you have to bring me to costco every time you go."

"Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain."

"Some kids called me fatty as I walked down the street today. I just turned the other chin."

"My mom's favorite Easter joke: Why does the Easter bunny hide Easter eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's fucking a chicken."

"The 'M' in 'MTV now stands for 'MISCELLANEOUS'."

"My ex-girlfriend was a magician... She made all of my money disappear..."

"If someone got my name tattooed on them I'd break up with them to prove it was a bad idea."

"What's the best things about Anti-Jokes? They have a large following!"

"Removing make-up or as I like to say, Resetting face to factory settings."

"I said to my classmate, ""You are at the top of the bell curve!"" He responded, ""I don't know what that means!"""