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Joke of the Day

"What's the best things about Anti-Jokes? They have a large following!"

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"What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring."
"As I waved my gun in their faces, I thought to myself ""What kinda weird bank has children, clowns, presents, & balloons all over the place?"""
"Rand Paul's debate strategy has been leaked. He's going to filibuster the GOP debate."
"A few weeks ago I wrote happy Eid to the Muslims and autocorrect changed it to Happy IED. It almost blew up in my face."
"In a recent poll, 80% of Japanese women admitted to having faked origami."
"The self-checkout line was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons."
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"What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador."