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Joke of the Day

"My mom's favorite Easter joke: Why does the Easter bunny hide Easter eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's fucking a chicken."

"""Boy, when I was your age I used to walk fifteen miles to school."" ""Oh, is that why you didn't graduate"""

"I've had 3 Red Bulls today and now I can taste my heartbeat."

"The next time your boss asks you to start your presentation with a joke... ...attach your payslip on the first slide."

"What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie? WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?"

"A woman is looking in the mirror... She complains to her husband:""I'M OLD AND FAT!"" To which her husband replies: ""Your eyesight is still ok."""

"What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones."

"Currently the flower business is blooming."

"My grandparents worked hard to make sure their kids had everything and I'm working hard and not having kids to make sure I keep everything."

"Went to the zoo last week and all they had was one animal and it was a dog... It was a shih tzu."