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Joke of the Day
"Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles? motorcycles don't have trunks"
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"how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the back, 2 in the front, ad six million in the ashtray."
"WIFE: can you preheat the oven? ME: you mean heat it WIFE: not this again ME: it can't be heated before it's heated. don't give me that look"
"What did the canibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
"Fired from my job as an autopsy technician for repeatedly asking ""are you gonna eat that?"" during the procedures."
"1st day of hunting season: *puts on camo* *climbs up in tree stand* *waits w/binoculars to see one hunter accidentally shoot another hunter*"
"What's the difference between pink and purple? The grip"
"What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet? Pupvotes"
"What was the best part about Narcos Season 2? [SPOILERS] Tata, Pablo Escobar"
"I found $100 in my pocket this morning and almost quit my job"