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Joke of the Day
"What did the canibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
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"April is alcohol awareness month.....I think we're all aware. Cheers!"
"A man walks into a bar.... the bar is then raised to prevent anyone else from walking into it."
"Girls: I'd invite you in but my place is a mess Guys: I don't mind Girls: Like a huge mess Guys: ok Girls: Like dead bodies on fire Guys: ok"
"When I was a kid... ... I asked my mum what a couple was and she said, 'Oh, two or three'. And she wonders why her marriage didn't work out."
"A racist joke Donald Trump"
"[True Love's gf on 7th day of Christmas, forcing smile] awww Swans! how sweet! thx hon, these 7 birds will go nicely with the other 16 birds"
"Why did the man kidnap 100 children and kill 10 of them? So that only 90 kids will remember."
"So let me get this straight, a 747 can carry a space shuttle on its ""back"", and yet airlines charge for overweight baggage?"
"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask which period it came from."