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"What's the difference between pink and purple? The grip"
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"If you're dying, and have recently lost your car keys, take the opportunity, as your life flashes before your eyes, to try to spot them!"
"What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently? A shotgun"
"What's a Cuban's favorite song? Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS"
"Adam was the original sex-positive feminist... He was ribbed for her pleasure."
"Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground beef."
"My closet should be on Hoarders. Fell in looking for second shoe. 45 minutes later I had to cut my left arm off with a plastic hanger."
"What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas."
"If a cannibal ate a comedian, that would lead to some funny shit."
"Paris Hilton is worried ISIS will target her because she's famous. Paris Hilton doesn't realize that ISIS didn't exist in 2004."