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Joke of the Day

"I have a really good joke about pussy ... but redditors don't get it."

"I forgot my baby was in the backseat of my car and I accidentally threw my case of beer on him He was ok though. It was light beer."

"What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old."

"I hate how politically correct the world is today Instead of saying ""Black paint"" I now have to say ""Jamal please paint"""

"Giraffes born in American Zoos are Giraffrican Americans"

"Why are men sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without XY"

"So apparently Garry glitter has gone down, ON LITTLE GIRLS HAHEHHEHEE (heat plz)"

"What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish!"

"And breaking news, a man has been rushed to hospital after having 6 plastic horses shoved up his ass. He is in a stable condition."

"Samsung Galaxy S7 slogan: Rethink what a phone can do. To be fair, they didn't disappoint."