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Joke of the Day

"My wife has a logic fetish... She's always coming to conclusions."

"I like my coffee like I like my girlfriend Not fucking my best friend STACY YOU WHORE!"

"Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!"

"So Kim Jong Un just banned sarcasm in North Korea... Well that's good. Proves everything he did before that was all 100% serious"

"""Hey man, for our grammer project, do you think we might get an A?"" ""We shall C"""

"Saw this on a shirt Silence is golden: Duct tape is silver"

"When a dish comes out of the dishwasher still dirty, I just put it back in for another round, because I believe in second chances."

"Q: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"

"Yo mama's like a mosquito I gotta slap her to stop sucking"

"Ad hominem tactics are awful and so is anyone that uses them."