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Joke of the Day
"What did the Sadist do to the Masochist? Nothing."
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"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Southampton? Don't worry, he woke up"
"What did the set-up say to the punchline? You're nothing but a joke."
"What does Sifu stand for in Kung Fu Panda? Does it mean ""Sorry I Fucked Up""?"
"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'll serve you, but you better not start anything!"""
"Your mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA put a man on the moon. We put a bird into pigs."
"Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times? Because they live under Iraq."
"How do you make an orange turn red? Get John Boehner to cry."
"The Titanic was built to last, let that sink in."